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I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could marry a homeless Arabian man 

I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could have furniture as my only friends

And I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could fight the Mongolian army single handedly

I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could live with seven tiny men

If I were a Disney Princess I would have everything at my fingertips

I could be native american

If I were a Disney Princess I could cry life saving tears

I could resurrect dead men with my tears

Jasmine, I wanna be you, Cinderella, I wanna be you

I just don’t wanna be the part of your life where you were a slave

Pocahontas, I wanna be you, Ariel, I wanna be you

So I could hang out with giant sassy drag queen squids

I wish I could be a Disney princess so I could marry some guy who kisses me as I sleep

And I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could be afraid of making ice

Cause I don’t wanna kill my sister

Alex, do you wanna play with me?

No

Ok!

I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could have a man climb up my head

I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could have horse mice

I really want horse mice

If I were a Disney Princess I would have everything at my fingertips

I could be african american

If I were a Disney Princess I could go on psychedelic trips

Making tapestries with bears

Aurora, I wanna be you, Snow White, I wanna be you

I just don’t wanna be the part of your life where you are poisoned no

Belle, I wanna be you, Mulan, I wanna be you

So that I could have a sassy dragon I want a sassy dragon

I wanna be a disney princess

And if I were I’d take no recess

To spread the warmth and love it’s the best

Way to live your life

I’d be a handsome man’s wife

And we’d kiss and we’d kiss and we’d kiss

I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could marry a homeless Arabian man