Oh yeah
Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll
Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll
What a pro, Herc could stop a show
Point him at a monster and you're talkin' SRO
He was a no one
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho, he's a hero
Here was a kid with his act down pat
From zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero
Just like that
When he smiled, the girls went wild with oohs and aahs
And they slapped his face on every vase
On every vase
From appearance fees and royalties
Our Herc had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
He could tell you what's a Grecian urn
Say amen! There he goes again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome ten for ten
Folks lined up just to watch him flex
And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs
Hercie, he comes, he sees, he conquers
Honey, the crowds were goin' bonkers
He showed the moxie, brains, and spunk
From zero to hero
A major hunk
Zero to hero
And who'd have thunk?
Who put the "glad" in "gladiator"?
Hercules
Whose daring deeds are great theatre?
Hercules
Is he bold?
Nobody braver
Is he sweet?
Our favorite flavor!
Hercules, Hercules, Hercules...
Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll
Undefeated
Riding high, and the nicest guy
Not conceited
He was a nothin'
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho, he's our hero
He hit the heights at breakneck speed
From zero to hero
Herc is a hero
Now he's a hero
Yes, indeed!
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