How to get a boyfriend - The Musical feat. MirandaSings (AVbyte)

I wish I had a boyfriend

Me too

That's so easy

I'll show you how to get a boyfriend

Come on

When you think you see a boy who strikes your fancy

Strike a pose you know is going to catch his eye

Pretty soon I'm sure you'll be the boy's fiancee

With my simple steps that work most everytime

Now be sure that you're not coming off as easy

'Cause you want to boys to work hard for the prize

Check your phone, look nonchalant, pretend you're busy

And believe me they'll be dropping down like flies

Miranda Miranda

We want to be just like you

Miranda Miranda

Please tell us what to do

Now before we move along let's check your wardrobe

'Cause it just won't do to walk around like porn

Simply stick to my sophisticated dress code

'Cause Miranda knows how clothes are to be worn

And let's not forget a little bit of make up

'Cause we can't all be as bootiful as me

Now you'll always be prepared for your big close up

You'll be flawless as the world can clearly see

Miranda Miranda

We want to be just like you

Miranda (Miranda) Miranda (Miranda)

Miranda we love you

When he takes you out to dinner choose the venue

You don't want to have a meal that wastes your time

Order one of every item on the menu

So the man knows you're worth more than just a dime

But before he sweeps you off into his carriage

There is one thing that you must remember well

Don't do anything down there until the marriage

Or you'll definitely die and burn in hell

So remember all these lessons that I taught you here today

With this knowledge you are ready

Now you girls are on your way

Miranda (Miranda) Miranda (Miranda)

The whole wide world adores you

Miranda Miranda

You've made our dreams come true