Sunday, July 5, 2015

The Name Game - Jessica Lange (American Horror Story)


The Name Game
Judy!
Judy, Judy bo Budy, banana fanna fo Fudy
Fee fy mo Mudy, Judy!

Lana!
Lana, Lana bo Bana, banana fanna fo Fana
Fee fy mo Mana, Lana!

Come on everybody!
I say now let’s play a game
I betcha I can make a rhyme
Out of anybody’s name
The first letter of the name
I treat it like it wasn’t there
But a B or an F or an M will appear

And then I say bo add a B then I say the name
And banana fanna and a fo
And then I say the name again with an F very plain
And a fee fy and a mo
And then I say the name again with an M this time
And there isn’t any name that I can’t rhyme

Pepper!
Pepper, Pepper bo Bepper, banana fanna fo Fepper
Fee fy mo Mepper, Pepper!

But if the first two letters are ever the same
I drop them both and say the name like
Bob, Bob drop the B’s Bo ob
For Fred, Fred drop the F’s Fo red
For Mary, Mary drop the M’s Mo ary
That’s the only rule that is contrary

Okay? Now say Bo
Bo!
Now Tony with a B
Bony!
Then Banana fanna fo
Banana fanna fo
Then you say the name again with an F very plain
Fony!
Then a fee fy and a mo
Fee fy mo
Then you say the name again with an M this time
Mony!
And there isn’t any name that you can’t rhyme

Kit!
Kit, Kit bo Bit, banana fanna fo Fit
Fee fy mo Mit, Kit!
The name game

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