I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could marry a
homeless Arabian man
I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could have furniture as my only
friends
And I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could fight the Mongolian army
single handedly
I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could live with seven tiny men
If I were a Disney Princess I would have everything at my fingertips
I could be native american
If I were a Disney Princess I could cry life saving tears
I could resurrect dead men with my tears
Jasmine, I wanna be you, Cinderella, I wanna be you
I just don’t wanna be the part of your life where you were a slave
Pocahontas, I wanna be you, Ariel, I wanna be you
So I could hang out with giant sassy drag queen squids
I wish I could be a Disney princess so I could marry some guy who kisses me as
I sleep
And I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could be afraid of making ice
Cause I don’t wanna kill my sister
Alex, do you wanna play with me?
No
Ok!
I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could have a man climb up my head
I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could have horse mice
I really want horse mice
If I were a Disney Princess I would have everything at my fingertips
I could be african american
If I were a Disney Princess I could go on psychedelic trips
Making tapestries with bears
Aurora, I wanna be you, Snow White, I wanna be you
I just don’t wanna be the part of your life where you are poisoned no
Belle, I wanna be you, Mulan, I wanna be you
So that I could have a sassy dragon I want a sassy dragon
I wanna be a disney princess
And if I were I’d take no recess
To spread the warmth and love it’s the best
Way to live your life
I’d be a handsome man’s wife
And we’d kiss and we’d kiss and we’d kiss
I wish I could be a Disney Princess so I could marry a homeless Arabian man